Conversation With Self


Me: Okay, cupcakes for Selby’s class tomorrow, let’s find a recipe.

*pulls up allrecipes* Okay, this one looks good. So does this one. Hmmmm, need to get cocoa.

Real Me: What the hell are you doing, you dumb bitch?

Me: Looking for cupcake recipes. Homemade is better than boxed.

Real Me: For the love of…they’re 3rd graders. They will snarf them up so fast, they’ll be lucky not to eat the wrapper. Use the boxes you have in the pantry.

Me: But…

Real Me: Boxes. Pantry. Now.

I love the Real Me. She’s so smart!


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