Me: Okay, cupcakes for Selby’s class tomorrow, let’s find a recipe.
*pulls up allrecipes* Okay, this one looks good. So does this one. Hmmmm, need to get cocoa.
Real Me: What the hell are you doing, you dumb bitch?
Me: Looking for cupcake recipes. Homemade is better than boxed.
Real Me: For the love of…they’re 3rd graders. They will snarf them up so fast, they’ll be lucky not to eat the wrapper. Use the boxes you have in the pantry.
Real Me: Boxes. Pantry. Now.
I love the Real Me. She’s so smart!