Mother of the Year

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My eldest and I often have lovely, meandering, pointless conversations. Because she’s 18 and a senior in high school, inappropriate humor occasionally rears it’s head. Take today’s conversation for instance, broken down into an easy-to-follow diagram.

Lunch -> tomatoes -> Garden -> Lady Garden -> frontal wedgie ->”vedgie” -> new meaning for vegetarian -> vag-itarian as a euphemism for lesbians.

I love my kid.

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One response »

  1. Vagitarian—how will I NOT use that? In FRONT of Vagitarians? (Do they have to not eat meat? Or only eat…….?) See, I can censor myself……

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